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Humor-śmieszne linki,obrazki,dowcipy itd... część 2
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Markfrompoland
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To jak z tymi biletami!! ja sięchętnie wybiore :DOff top - Majka Jeżowska swojego czasu była pacjentką mojej matki, podczas jej jakiegoś tourne w Poznaniu. Ktoś chce bilety na Fasolki v II ?
Cyborg name: P.I.N.H.E.A.D.: Person Intended for Nullification, Hazardous Exploration and Accurate Destruction
Cyborg Name: R.A.F.A.L.: Robotic Artificial Fighting and Assassination Lifeform
Monster Name: P.I.N.H.E.A.D.: Poisonous, Investigator-Nabbing, Hitchhiker-Eating Abomination of Derangement
Monster Name:R.A.F.A.L.: Ravenous Abomination from the Forbidden Arcane Labyrinth
Sexy name: P.I.N.H.E.A.D.: Playful Individual Needing Hot Embraces and Arousing Delights
Sexy name: R.A.F.A.L.: Romeo Administering Fantastic Arousing Loving
Nie wiem jak wstawić zdjęcie więc dałem tylko tekst
Nie każdy chłop z widłami to Posejdon
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Markfrompoland
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http://www.maxior.pl/?p=index&id=32380&21 :D (ciekawe, czy juz było... _^_ )
Nie było! :D Oby więcej takich linków, JacoJaco pisze:http://www.maxior.pl/?p=index&id=32380&21 :D (ciekawe, czy juz było... _^_ )
Jezzzzzzuuu!!! Jak ja dawno tej piosnki nie słyszałem xD I jeszcze to Anime w tle - świetnie dopasowane.... "Każdy rolnik postępowy sam zapładnia swoje krowy..." *oddala się nucąc wesół*Pamiętacie lekcje korzystania z ubikacji dla japońskich dzieciaków? Tutaj macie drugą (chyba) część :]
http://www.maxior.pl/?p=index&id=33267&16
Jak dla mnie odmóżdzające _^_
http://www.maxior.pl/?p=index&id=33267&16
Jak dla mnie odmóżdzające _^_
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Go Go Yubari
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hahahahaha ludzie słabej wiary, Ci którzy wierzą w ewolucję...
http://wiadomosci.onet.pl/1,15,11,23183 ... forum.html
http://wiadomosci.onet.pl/1,15,11,23183 ... forum.html
http://www.addictinggames.com/hellofsan ... ggame.html - oderwać się od monitora i się załatwic czy bawić się dalej? Nieeee, kibel zaczeka @_@
The Schrödinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE_PFpWPQ5Y Omfg, czteroletni Polak - geniusz 
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.
Am Ende bleib ich doch alleine
Die Zeit steht still und mir ist kalt!
Die Zeit steht still und mir ist kalt!
