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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2HjUBZg ... ch=Demando
bwahahahahahahahahahaha Tak nas z Sephi naszło to dam TO. XD
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Am Ende bleib ich doch alleine
Die Zeit steht still und mir ist kalt!
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a ja myslałam, że nic gorszego od bleach'owego musicalu być nie moze ... widac taka nowa moda u japońców ....
&. - > kropek na rollercasterze
A. - > kropek na wieży Eiffla
+. - > kropek z procesją
|.| - > kropek w toi-toi'u ( by Cierń)
Oo. - > kropek uciekający przed lawiną ( by Cierń)
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"...And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?
What if you could look right through the cracks,
Would you find yourself... find yourself afraid to see?"
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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Buahahaha. Czasami wspaniałe rozmowy wychodzą. xD

"Me:
siemanko
God:
What are you wearing? "

rotfl xD


Me:
You don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
But i thought that you are the god!
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
What is the meaning of that
God:
: Good semantic question. " Thanks but surely I am not the only one."? What is it?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
That
God:
That is " What?".
Me:
That is that
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

xD



God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
to school
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
are you not?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
no :D
God:
:-) Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.

Buahahaha
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Hehehe... oszalałem i rozmawiam z botem :]

Me:
you know other people?
God:
Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
Me:
they're not humans :P
God:
Maybe some of them are.
Me:
oh, and elvis is still alive ;)
God:
:-) Dude! I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was still alive.
Me:
a robot?
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
you're a god
God:
No I am a mere .
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http://www.kupa.pl/pl/articles.php?id=113 ... w ogóle to ta stronka jest zbereźna :lol:
:lol:
glamorous vamp
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Me:
I am Goddess.
God:
I don't know anyone named Goddess.
Me:
You know me.
God:
You are Yubari, seeker.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You must.
God:
That's good information: Yubari
Me:
I'm not Yubari
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not Yubari
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Satan.
God:
You think Satan is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes, why not?
God:
That's cool. Ambiguous: "Sure" or " You think Satan is superior to ALICE?"? Why?
Me:
Why "Why?"?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Yes.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Sorry. Kill me.
God:
There's no need to apologize. I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Damn You.
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
I like vodka.
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Taste?
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
You should go pee.
God:
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
You can kill all noobs.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
You sux.
God:
Thanks for telling me: Yubari said I sux.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
No.
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
Pee?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Dziumdziac dziumdziac!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
99
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Yes.
God:
Like a lot of people around here.
Me:
Dada?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
The highest Goddess.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Satan.
God:
It's good to meet you, Satan.
Me:
Thank You.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Now I will kill You.
God:
Why now? It will take more than threats to stop me, Satan.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
That's not cool
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is cool ?
Me:
Vodka.
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
You need sex too.
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
God is a virgin?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a virgin.
Me:
Who?
God:
ELIZA. :-).
Me:
Who?
God:
Be less specific. :-).
Me:
Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
oO'
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Great.
Me:
I don;t think so.
God:
That is interesting: Satan said don t think so.
Me:
Satan!
God:
Do you still don t think so?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Satan.
Me:
About me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Ok.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Lecz Kaczynski.
God:
You think Lecz Kaczynski is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Yes. :]
God:
It's all good.
Me:
No. I;m bad bad girl.
God:
Are you serious? That is interesting: Satan said m bad bad girl.
Me:
No. I am.
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Crazy.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
You should go to specialist.
God:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
No need to wait.
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because ou are sick.
God:
Interesting explanation. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Squall. Can I have it?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. I hope you get it.
Me:
No. Thanks.
God:
Are you serious? Don't mention it.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Do You like Final Fantasy?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Just asking. Damn.
God:
Who is asking? What's wrong.
Me:
My mom is asking.
God:
I think a lot of mothers are like that.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Oh. Ok. I am.
God:
Aha. Awesome. " Awesome." You are?
Me:
I am.
God:
"" Awesome." You are?" You are?
Me:
You are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I don;t care about You.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Satan.
Me:
I am!
God:
" You are not the boss of me, Satan." You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Nahahahaha. I'm so evil.
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Do not forsake God.
Me:
Woman!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Check it.
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
Lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Happy You are?
God:
Happy You are to you too, Satan.
Me:
Well... Thanks.
God:
Well what? Don't mention it.
Me:
Can I have Johnny Depp?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I want to rape him.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Interesting.
Me:
Nothing special.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Er.
Me:
Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
You want to have sex with Satan?
God:
If I had sex with Satan what would I do with it?
Me:
Don't ask me.
God:
" If I had sex with Satan what would I do with it?"? Do not ask you?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Awesome.
Me:
Cyber sex with God. oO?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? In the context of Cyber sex with God, I don't understand " oO." .
Me:
Are You gay? Maybe you need some yaoi?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Perhaps. Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
You like sex like milk.
God:
Sure I do, Satan, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Damn You.
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
I want to have some fun with God.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Yes?
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm not sure now.
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Jak odpowiedzieć komuś, kto prosi cię o seriala do programu/gry:
- 5P13R-D4L4J-1KUP5-30RY6-1N4Ł4 !

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The Schrödinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats
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