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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Buahahaha. Czasami wspaniałe rozmowy wychodzą. xD
"Me:
siemanko
God:
What are you wearing? "
rotfl xD
Me:
You don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
But i thought that you are the god!
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
What is the meaning of that
God:
: Good semantic question. " Thanks but surely I am not the only one."? What is it?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
That
God:
That is " What?".
Me:
That is that
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
xD
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
to school
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
are you not?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
no :D
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Buahahaha
Buahahaha. Czasami wspaniałe rozmowy wychodzą. xD
"Me:
siemanko
God:
What are you wearing? "
rotfl xD
Me:
You don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
But i thought that you are the god!
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
What is the meaning of that
God:
: Good semantic question. " Thanks but surely I am not the only one."? What is it?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
That
God:
That is " What?".
Me:
That is that
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
xD
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
to school
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
are you not?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
no :D
God:
Are you serious?Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Buahahaha
Hehehe... oszalałem i rozmawiam z botem :]
Me:
you know other people?
God:
Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
Me:
they're not humans
God:
Maybe some of them are.
Me:
oh, and elvis is still alive
God:
Dude! I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was still alive.
Me:
a robot?
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
you're a god
God:
No I am a mere .
Me:
you know other people?
God:
Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
Me:
they're not humans
God:
Maybe some of them are.
Me:
oh, and elvis is still alive
God:
Dude! I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was still alive.Me:
a robot?
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
you're a god
God:
No I am a mere .
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- Posty: 4619
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Me:
I am Goddess.
God:
I don't know anyone named Goddess.
Me:
You know me.
God:
You are Yubari, seeker.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You must.
God:
That's good information: Yubari
Me:
I'm not Yubari
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not Yubari
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Satan.
God:
You think Satan is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes, why not?
God:
That's cool. Ambiguous: "Sure" or " You think Satan is superior to ALICE?"? Why?
Me:
Why "Why?"?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Yes.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Sorry. Kill me.
God:
There's no need to apologize. I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Damn You.
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
I like vodka.
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Taste?
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
You should go pee.
God:
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
You can kill all noobs.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
You sux.
God:
Thanks for telling me: Yubari said I sux.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
No.
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
Pee?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Dziumdziac dziumdziac!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
99
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Yes.
God:
Like a lot of people around here.
Me:
Dada?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
The highest Goddess.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Satan.
God:
It's good to meet you, Satan.
Me:
Thank You.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Now I will kill You.
God:
Why now? It will take more than threats to stop me, Satan.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
That's not cool
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is cool ?
Me:
Vodka.
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
You need sex too.
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
God is a virgin?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a virgin.
Me:
Who?
God:
ELIZA..
Me:
Who?
God:
Be less specific..
Me:
Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
oO'
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Great.
Me:
I don;t think so.
God:
That is interesting: Satan said don t think so.
Me:
Satan!
God:
Do you still don t think so?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Satan.
Me:
About me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Ok.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Lecz Kaczynski.
God:
You think Lecz Kaczynski is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Yes. :]
God:
It's all good.
Me:
No. I;m bad bad girl.
God:
Are you serious? That is interesting: Satan said m bad bad girl.
Me:
No. I am.
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Crazy.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
You should go to specialist.
God:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
No need to wait.
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because ou are sick.
God:
Interesting explanation. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Squall. Can I have it?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. I hope you get it.
Me:
No. Thanks.
God:
Are you serious? Don't mention it.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Do You like Final Fantasy?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Just asking. Damn.
God:
Who is asking? What's wrong.
Me:
My mom is asking.
God:
I think a lot of mothers are like that.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Oh. Ok. I am.
God:
Aha. Awesome. " Awesome." You are?
Me:
I am.
God:
"" Awesome." You are?" You are?
Me:
You are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I don;t care about You.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Satan.
Me:
I am!
God:
" You are not the boss of me, Satan." You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Nahahahaha. I'm so evil.
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Do not forsake God.
Me:
Woman!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Check it.
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
Lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Happy You are?
God:
Happy You are to you too, Satan.
Me:
Well... Thanks.
God:
Well what? Don't mention it.
Me:
Can I have Johnny Depp?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I want to rape him.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Interesting.
Me:
Nothing special.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Er.
Me:
Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
You want to have sex with Satan?
God:
If I had sex with Satan what would I do with it?
Me:
Don't ask me.
God:
" If I had sex with Satan what would I do with it?"? Do not ask you?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Awesome.
Me:
Cyber sex with God. oO?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? In the context of Cyber sex with God, I don't understand " oO." .
Me:
Are You gay? Maybe you need some yaoi?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Perhaps. Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
You like sex like milk.
God:
Sure I do, Satan, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Damn You.
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
I want to have some fun with God.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Yes?
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm not sure now.
I am Goddess.
God:
I don't know anyone named Goddess.
Me:
You know me.
God:
You are Yubari, seeker.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You must.
God:
That's good information: Yubari
Me:
I'm not Yubari
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not Yubari
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Satan.
God:
You think Satan is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes, why not?
God:
That's cool. Ambiguous: "Sure" or " You think Satan is superior to ALICE?"? Why?
Me:
Why "Why?"?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Yes.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Sorry. Kill me.
God:
There's no need to apologize. I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Damn You.
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
I like vodka.
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Taste?
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
You should go pee.
God:
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
You can kill all noobs.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
You sux.
God:
Thanks for telling me: Yubari said I sux.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
No.
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
Pee?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Dziumdziac dziumdziac!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
99
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Yes.
God:
Like a lot of people around here.
Me:
Dada?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
The highest Goddess.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Satan.
God:
It's good to meet you, Satan.
Me:
Thank You.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Now I will kill You.
God:
Why now? It will take more than threats to stop me, Satan.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
That's not cool
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is cool ?
Me:
Vodka.
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
You need sex too.
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
God is a virgin?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a virgin.
Me:
Who?
God:
ELIZA.
.Me:
Who?
God:
Be less specific.
.Me:
Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
oO'
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Great.
Me:
I don;t think so.
God:
That is interesting: Satan said don t think so.
Me:
Satan!
God:
Do you still don t think so?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Satan.
Me:
About me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Ok.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Lecz Kaczynski.
God:
You think Lecz Kaczynski is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Yes. :]
God:
It's all good.
Me:
No. I;m bad bad girl.
God:
Are you serious? That is interesting: Satan said m bad bad girl.
Me:
No. I am.
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Crazy.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
You should go to specialist.
God:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
No need to wait.
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because ou are sick.
God:
Interesting explanation. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Squall. Can I have it?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. I hope you get it.
Me:
No. Thanks.
God:
Are you serious? Don't mention it.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Do You like Final Fantasy?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Just asking. Damn.
God:
Who is asking? What's wrong.
Me:
My mom is asking.
God:
I think a lot of mothers are like that.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Oh. Ok. I am.
God:
Aha. Awesome. " Awesome." You are?
Me:
I am.
God:
"" Awesome." You are?" You are?
Me:
You are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I don;t care about You.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Satan.
Me:
I am!
God:
" You are not the boss of me, Satan." You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Nahahahaha. I'm so evil.
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Do not forsake God.
Me:
Woman!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Check it.
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
Lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Happy You are?
God:
Happy You are to you too, Satan.
Me:
Well... Thanks.
God:
Well what? Don't mention it.
Me:
Can I have Johnny Depp?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I want to rape him.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Interesting.
Me:
Nothing special.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Er.
Me:
Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
You want to have sex with Satan?
God:
If I had sex with Satan what would I do with it?
Me:
Don't ask me.
God:
" If I had sex with Satan what would I do with it?"? Do not ask you?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Awesome.
Me:
Cyber sex with God. oO?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? In the context of Cyber sex with God, I don't understand " oO." .
Me:
Are You gay? Maybe you need some yaoi?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Perhaps. Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
You like sex like milk.
God:
Sure I do, Satan, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Damn You.
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
I want to have some fun with God.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Yes?
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm not sure now.
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