znalazlem dosc ciekawy artykul ktory opisuje gameplay w ff xi:
1 You start off your adventure by making a character in the shitty character creator.
2 You then run around a big ass town not knowing where the hell you are.
3 You find the big gate and start killing 100s of small defenseless creatures until you're level 10.
4 Now you want to join a group because you can't kill anything yourself.
5 Type "LFG" over 9000 times until you have everyone in a party except a white mage.
6 Wait 6 hours for a white mage to show up. (this guy will probably be a Jap so you wont know what the hell he says.)
7 HOW 2 MAEK BONUS POINTS: While waiting, mess around with the in-game English->Japanese translator and say clever things like: <Human> <Male> <Inside> <Human> <Female> <Rear> <Joy> <Hole> <Can I have it?> <Yes, please>. These points can accumulate even further for more intricate combos: <Are you alone?> <jerkin><meat>? <stop!> <You can have this><fantasy> <Mithra> <date> <sale>! <Hand><Job>5000<gil>, <Subtle blow><Job> 10 000 <gil>, <Rear> <enter> <excitement> 50 000<gil>
8 Blow your hard-earned jewgold at the town's Auction House on an item that turns out to be crap. AND! At later levels: Enjoy never being able to get a group because some faggot elitists want you to piss all over that 1.3 million gil item you just bought and substitute it for crappy artifact armor! :D
9 Wait even longer for some random fucking boat to transport you to some shit desert.
10 Find a spot where no one else's party is and pray to god random monsters don't follow you.
11 A random monster wipes your party (fun, right?)
12 Everyone re-spawns and gets back to the area you were at.
13 Some ugly ass monster comes up to your party and you kill it. SUCCESS!
14 On the next pull they get two monsters. OH TEH NOES!
15 White mage uses SUPER DUPER POWER. and the monsters kill him.
16 Party is wiped. You go down a level.
17 The 13 year old in the party has to go eat or some shit.
18 Party disbands.
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domyslam sie ze nalezy traktowac go z przymruzeniem oka ale chcialbym uslyszec obiektywna opinie czy spraw gry w ff xi jest troche podobna do tego co jest tam opisane, i czy naprawde tak trudno zebrac rozsadne party w krotkim czasie?